Meet Paperkite’s newest member of the team, Sales Manager Dwight Schrute! Dwight recently relocated from Scranton, PA to join the team here in Cooperstown.


What type of projects have you enjoyed working on with the Paperkite?

When I first joined the team they clearly lacked focus and were in desperate need of leadership. My first project was to develop and implement a demerit system which they don’t seem to take seriously – let’s just say it’s a work in progress. Luckily for Paperkite, I am trained in the art of surveillance and any decrease in performance will be documented.

 

What inspires you in your work?
I was raised on a beet farm, have a black belt in Goju-Ryu karate and am a former Lackawanna County volunteer sheriff’s deputy. I don’t need inspiration, I have discipline.

 

What do you enjoy doing in your free time?

Free time is for weaker men. When I am not bringing order to Paperkite I have a rigorous schedule of working on my beet farm, operating my bed and breakfast, training in the art of survival, studying military strategies and maintaining my vast weapons collection (which they have told me I am not allowed to bring into the Paperkite office anymore).

“Would I ever leave this company? Look, I’m all about loyalty. In fact, I feel like part of what I’m being paid for here is my loyalty. But if there were somewhere else that valued loyalty more highly… I’m going wherever they value loyalty the most.”

– Dwight Schrute on working at Paperkite

Thank you, Dwight, for joining the Paperkite team! Let’s see how long this lasts…